That's one way to cut your salt intake.

That is one salty pirate alright!

I thought they'd figured out dry vinegar way back when they started making vinegar flavored potato chips. Has this dude just been living under a rock?

Because the one thing that I always find is missing from my cooking is ketchup, but, you know, dry.

I'm sensing a sodium overload problem in the UK.

Well seasoned food is power, never forget that, kids.