In Sweden, They Honor Satan With Salad

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One of these days they need to get on to the post-dinner mayonnaise already.

Late Show: A Light After-Movie Snack

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Obviously I'm doing it wrong when I offer my guests a jar of martini olives, a bag of old pita chips and a shot of tequila.

Octopus Ball

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With so many grabby little arms, how would you even get this thing into your mouth?

You Can Run, Salad Man, But You Can't Hide!

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You look scared, I'll put you out of your misery right quick.

Epic Salad Contains no Vegetables

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I'd like to remind you all of the Wikipedia definition of the word "salad":

"Salad is any of a wide variety of dishes including: vegetable salads; salads of pasta, legumes, eggs, or grains; mixed salads incorporating meat, poultry, or seafood; and fruit salads. They may include a mixture of cold and hot, often including raw vegetables or fruits."

This salad totally counts.

Tree Salad

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By Remko Duursma
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In my house it would always and forever be a spaghetti tree.

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