One of these days they need to get on to the post-dinner mayonnaise already.

Obviously I'm doing it wrong when I offer my guests a jar of martini olives, a bag of old pita chips and a shot of tequila.

With so many grabby little arms, how would you even get this thing into your mouth?

You look scared, I'll put you out of your misery right quick.

Funny Food Photos - Salad the Paula Deen Way

I'd like to remind you all of the Wikipedia definition of the word "salad":

"Salad is any of a wide variety of dishes including: vegetable salads; salads of pasta, legumes, eggs, or grains; mixed salads incorporating meat, poultry, or seafood; and fruit salads. They may include a mixture of cold and hot, often including raw vegetables or fruits."

This salad totally counts.

In my house it would always and forever be a spaghetti tree.