This seafood has turned. And possibly for the better!

I don't have time to wait for this fruit bowl, it'll take hours to cross the table.

cops of the world rejoice! Your wife tells you to eat more salad and you've found the perfect loophole.

Otherwise known as any given Wednesday at my house. Who wants to come over for dinner?

What would a pickle in your salad have to sing to earn your mercy? For me it would have to be "Stevie Nix" by the Hold Steady.

I've heard of meals coming back angry, but if it started that way, you were asking for it.