Ron Swanson is not messing around with the bacon and eggs.

"Consume all of this at the same time because you are a free American."

Someday my dreams will come true and Ron Swanson will take me to Food 'n' Stuff to shop for dinner.

Sold only in the freezer aisle of Food 'n' Stuff.

Ron Swanson, re: turkey burger: "Is that a fried turkey leg inside a grilled hamburger? If so, yes. Delicious."