These dudes are a little crusty, I don't know how seriously I'd take their advice.
Whatever gender by which you choose to identify is fine by me. I'll eat you all equally.
I hate it when my bread stalks me.
I can't handle the pressure! You do it! I'll be back in a minute.
Those are quite the rolls you've got there.
Reminds me of Burning Man. You know, because there was so much bread. What?
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