Kitty, you need to use fresher ingredients, you're smelling a little ripe.
I'm so tired of these bland salty carbs, I need some sweet, lardy carbs to balance it out.
You are so delicious I'm afraid you'll never reach the end of your journey before I eat you.
Luckily rice isn't much of a conductor.
Pikachu has lots of tasty friends!
Thanks for the oyster omelet, mom! I'm sure someone will want to trade for something much better.
The starvation that comes with a zen diet like this will surely lull you into a meditative state.
Red bird heard you talking about how he's the crappiest bird and it's time for some payback.
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