Mermaid Sushi is Gruesome

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art,Blood,gross,mermaid,rice,sculpture,sushi
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I have to admit, if I found myself with a real mermaid on my line sushi would be in my first five thoughts.

Carb Loading for Professionals

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body builder,carb loading,rice
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Dude, are you storing all that rice in your biceps or something?

Derp-o Kitty Sushi Roll

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derp,hello kitty,nori,rice,seaweed,sushi
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Kitty, are you drunk? Will you get me drunk? Deal!

Sleep Tight

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bento,Blood,demon,eggs,eyes,face,ketchup,nightmares,rice,scary,seaweed
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How's that for a midnight snack? Sweet Dreams!

Abbey Road Bento

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abbey road,beatles,bento,best of the week,logo,rice,seaweed
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I only want a smidge of John's head in my portion, thanks.

Tempura Fried Zygote

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chicken,embryo,fetus,fried,rice,tempura,zygote
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Do you think before it was fried it was a frozen embryo? They're my favorite band!

It Puts the Lotion on its Lunch

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bento,lotion,lunch,meal,Nivea,rice
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After eating this, I expect to look ten years younger!

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