Hey white lady, how's your million dollar future steak?
Taking yourself seriously is for the birds.
In Seattle we do bacon right. This is a photo from Red Mill Burgers of just a fraction of the bacon they go through in a day making the best burgers in the city. Get here. Eat it.
Remember the Chinese Cultural Revolution? It was delicious!
Would you like some dog with your hot there bro?
If my food isn't perfect I lay biblical waste to Arby's. Don't deny me horsey sauce!!!
They just want to make out a little, don't be so rude!
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