Oooh I Hope Mine Comes With Coffee Grounds!

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Oooh I Hope Mine Comes With Coffee Grounds!
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Excuse me, waiter, there aren't enough egg shells and lemon rinds in my food.

Bon Jovi: Feeder of the Poor

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Bon Jovi: Feeder of the Poor
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Jon Bon Jovi is opening a pay-what-you-can restaurant to ease the pressure of the recession. Thanks for the free chowder, Jon!

I'm Eating For Everyone Here

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I'm Eating For Everyone Here
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I'm just saying, a high metabolism doesn't usually look like a pregnant woman.

Every Time

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Every Time
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When you ask me to pay is it okay if I just leave you a pile of leaves?

White & Church Grasshopper Cocktail Garnish

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White & Church Grasshopper Cocktail Garnish
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Just because you're in Manhattan doesn't mean you aren't surrounded by nasty insects.