Now that's a dinner!
Excuse me, waiter, there aren't enough egg shells and lemon rinds in my food.
Jon Bon Jovi is opening a pay-what-you-can restaurant to ease the pressure of the recession. Thanks for the free chowder, Jon!
I'm just saying, a high metabolism doesn't usually look like a pregnant woman.
When you ask me to pay is it okay if I just leave you a pile of leaves?
Just because you're in Manhattan doesn't mean you aren't surrounded by nasty insects.