Now that's a dinner!

Excuse me, waiter, there aren't enough egg shells and lemon rinds in my food.

Jon Bon Jovi is opening a pay-what-you-can restaurant to ease the pressure of the recession. Thanks for the free chowder, Jon!

I'm just saying, a high metabolism doesn't usually look like a pregnant woman.

When you ask me to pay is it okay if I just leave you a pile of leaves?

Just because you're in Manhattan doesn't mean you aren't surrounded by nasty insects.

Krusty gusta!