These potatoes are so delicious I just wanna roll around in them.

I usually mix up all the food on my plate in a disgusting heap so this is right up my alley.

Next time I have a hangover I'll be wishing there was a tribe of ancient people living under my house who could build me a monument to nausea and whiskey shots just like this one.

Our fair submitter has a story! "I found a forgotten potato in my pantry. At first glance I thought it had mushrooms growing out of it but they turned out to be micro potatoes!" Cuuute!

Ugh, those porky cankles are unsightly.

Aren't they just hash browns? Yes, yes they are.