Ugh, I wish my organic potatoes didn't sprout so fast. #whitewhine
I'm going to kidnap this dude for never ending snacks. What do you think I need to feed him to keep production up?
You guys said it's cool if I come along to this party, right? Is my outfit okay?
They are much faster than you'd think just by looking at them.
Stick it where the sun don't shine!
Let's get baked.
How many times do I have to explain it, Tater? Mommy and Daddy are hash browns now. You'll see them soon.
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