I'm not sure what a Jumbo Freezie is, this is clearly an Otter Pop.
I always thought Batman was a little shifty-eyed.
It's about time we had more savory frozen treats! Ice cream man! I want a beef stroganoff push pop!
If it can get me drunk it's totally worth it. If not, keep your high-falutin ice stick to yourself. That's pretty much my overarching life philosophy.
This Facebook poking thing has gone too far.
Instant dirty martini, just add gin (or vodka, calm down).
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