The Blood Just Adds to the Flavor

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The Blood Just Adds to the Flavor
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I'm not sure what a Jumbo Freezie is, this is clearly an Otter Pop.

Burger-Sicle

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Burger-Sicle
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It's about time we had more savory frozen treats! Ice cream man! I want a beef stroganoff push pop!

$1000 Popsicle

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$1000 Popsicle
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If it can get me drunk it's totally worth it. If not, keep your high-falutin ice stick to yourself. That's pretty much my overarching life philosophy.

I'll Show You a Funny Finger!

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I'll Show You a Funny Finger!
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This Facebook poking thing has gone too far.

Cold and Sour, My Favorite Flavor Combo

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Cold and Sour, My Favorite Flavor Combo
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Instant dirty martini, just add gin (or vodka, calm down).