You Want it, You Got it!

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You Want it, You Got it!
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explodingtoothpaste:

Lol my mom ordered nothing for dessert so they gave her a plate with "nothing" written in chocolate sauce on it.

Typical Meals of Olympic Athletes

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Typical Meals of Olympic Athletes
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This is what a female hammer thrower eats at one meal. This is more than I typically eat in a day.

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The Colonel Arrives

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The Colonel Arrives
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Let me perform for you the dance of my chicken people.

Porcelain Uselessness

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Porcelain Uselessness
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Oh good, now all the grease will just run right off the edge of the plate! Brilliant!

Genius Taco Plate

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Genius Taco Plate
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You'll have my taco plate when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

Delicious Princess

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Delicious Princess
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That prawn fascinator Princess Di wore to that one photo-op was stunning wasn't it?