The French are getting so dainty with their miniature snack-sized horses. Can you get them from a vending machine to eat on the go?
I'll just pop a couple eggs and be ready to go!
The noodles, they are safe, but the sushi, that red ring of death doesn't look so good.
Thank you for providing so may delicious children! This is the best birthday ever!
What are you so happy about? I'm about to eat your eyes one at a time. Not so happy now are you?
In my house it would always and forever be a spaghetti tree.
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