I don't have furniture, it ruins my minimalist aesthetic. You can't put anything down. Deal with it.
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Non-edible celebs over here!
Can I trade these three sad fish for a porterhouse and steamed broccoli?
I need to cram as much food into my face as possible before finding a place to sit down and eat.
Kitty, you need to use fresher ingredients, you're smelling a little ripe.
Make sure and take its shoes off before you eat it, the rubber gets stuck in your teeth.
This lobster is dry and keeps cutting up the inside of my mouth, take it back! Bring me a styrofoam burger!
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