Minimalist Party Ware

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Minimalist Party Ware
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I don't have furniture, it ruins my minimalist aesthetic. You can't put anything down. Deal with it.

The Real Sexiest Man Alive

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The Real Sexiest Man Alive
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People Magazine doesn't know what it's talking about with Bradley Cooper. It's obviously the year of the Gosling.

Non-edible celebs over here!

Photoshop on the Plate

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Photoshop on the Plate
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Can I trade these three sad fish for a porterhouse and steamed broccoli?

Not Enough Hands!

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Not Enough Hands!
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I need to cram as much food into my face as possible before finding a place to sit down and eat.

Hello Fishy

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Hello Fishy
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Kitty, you need to use fresher ingredients, you're smelling a little ripe.

Defenseless Waffle

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Defenseless Waffle View Fullscreen
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Make sure and take its shoes off before you eat it, the rubber gets stuck in your teeth.

I'll Never Crack This Lobster's Claws

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I'll Never Crack This Lobster's Claws
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This lobster is dry and keeps cutting up the inside of my mouth, take it back! Bring me a styrofoam burger!