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By ingopixel (Via: dornob.com)
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I don't have furniture, it ruins my minimalist aesthetic. You can't put anything down. Deal with it.

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Via: www.epicponyz.com
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People Magazine doesn't know what it's talking about with Bradley Cooper. It's obviously the year of the Gosling.

Non-edible celebs over here!

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By anies (Via: fr.ulule.com)
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Can I trade these three sad fish for a porterhouse and steamed broccoli?

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Via: ratsoff.com
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I need to cram as much food into my face as possible before finding a place to sit down and eat.

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Kitty, you need to use fresher ingredients, you're smelling a little ripe.

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By Unknown
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Make sure and take its shoes off before you eat it, the rubber gets stuck in your teeth.

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By Unknown
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This lobster is dry and keeps cutting up the inside of my mouth, take it back! Bring me a styrofoam burger!