You can put the ketchup to good use just making it LOOK like you killed yourself. Much smarter.
If I finish my food and write about how terrible it was, will they give me my money back?
Silly plate, why would I ever use you for food? You think I stole all those dishes from Denny's over the years to EAT off them? They're clearly for decoration purposes only.
Start your day off with a little wonky-eyed derpitude. You won't even care about how much your day sucks!
Your food has a face, deal with it.
The one plate limit at a salad bar is ridiculous, but this is also great for those of us who love the Old Country Buffet but hate walking all the way back for seconds.
Flavor my pancakes, don't drown them. Bonus, if you're a godless heathen you can use the reservoir of syrup for bacon dunking. Freak.