I'll Never Crack This Lobster's Claws

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I'll Never Crack This Lobster's Claws
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This lobster is dry and keeps cutting up the inside of my mouth, take it back! Bring me a styrofoam burger!

Portion Control Template

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Portion Control Template
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So basically I fill all the holes with mac n cheese and put a steak in the open side?

Best Invention Ever

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Best Invention Ever
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perfect for low carb sandwiches, just slap some jelly on there and you're good to go!

IT'S A TRAP!

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IT'S A TRAP!
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You want a diet? Here's your diet. Chew on that for a while. When you're done you can use it as a pillow or a pool float. Thank me later.

Wish You Were NOM

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Wish You Were NOM
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Source: http://www.etsy.com/listing/26150543/cake-mail-a-nice-slice-of-fake-postcard?ref=srgallery38&gasearchquery=weird&gasearchtype=handmade&ga_page=2&order=&includes%5B0%5D=tags&includes%5B1%5D=title Via: Incredible Things http://www.incrediblethings.com/art-design/cake-mail-postcard