This lobster is dry and keeps cutting up the inside of my mouth, take it back! Bring me a styrofoam burger!

So basically I fill all the holes with mac n cheese and put a steak in the open side?

Well isn't your fort just so nutritious!

perfect for low carb sandwiches, just slap some jelly on there and you're good to go!

You want a diet? Here's your diet. Chew on that for a while. When you're done you can use it as a pillow or a pool float. Thank me later.

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