Order in Spanish from Pizza Patron on June 5 and your pie is free! Quake in fear at the loss of your precious language.
Because everyone knows that the best part of the pizza is the toppings. Crust is totally secondary.
I mean, I guess if you REALLY hate getting grease on your fingers...
I love a thoughtfully produced pie. Thanks dudes in Brooklyn! Especially you, old guy, I'm feeling your sauce first, old-school style!
Let it soothe you in its warm, pizza-y embrace. Shhhhhh.
It will all be over soon, just close your eyes and let it go.
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