That Ain't Amurrican!

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Order in Spanish from Pizza Patron on June 5 and your pie is free! Quake in fear at the loss of your precious language.

Pizza Waffle Cone

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Because everyone knows that the best part of the pizza is the toppings. Crust is totally secondary.

You're Doing It Wrong

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I mean, I guess if you REALLY hate getting grease on your fingers...

Make Me a Pizza!

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I love a thoughtfully produced pie. Thanks dudes in Brooklyn! Especially you, old guy, I'm feeling your sauce first, old-school style!

Just Go With It

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Let it soothe you in its warm, pizza-y embrace. Shhhhhh.

Shhhhh Don't Be Scared

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It will all be over soon, just close your eyes and let it go.

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