Pizza Delivery for Roy G. Biv

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Pizza Delivery for Roy G. Biv
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Is the crust stuffed with hallucinogenic mushrooms? Because that's the only way to really send this pie over the top.

Forever Pizza

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Forever Pizza
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I've always wanted a slice of pizza that never goes bad so I can just look at it all day, every day.

Greasy Proposal

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Greasy Proposal
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You didn't use a question mark, this is an odd statement.

Never Touched By Human Hands

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Since when do we not want human intervention in our pizzas? I want that crust tossed by a mustachio'd man or no deal!

You are the Worst Kind of Human

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You are the Worst Kind of Human
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Okay I get it, you don't like crust! You're never eating pizza with me again.

I Can't Decide What to Have for Dinner

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I Can't Decide What to Have for Dinner
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I'm all out of hamburger buns, all I've got are these frozen pizzas. It will have to do.

Lincoln the Mooch

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Lincoln the Mooch
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Well if you're lucky he'll protect you from vampires so you may as well share.