The Heart Wants What it Wants

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The Heart Wants What it Wants
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Just slip a slice right into my valve there and we'll call it good.

Mystical Space Pizza Cat

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Mystical Space Pizza Cat
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Grant me some wishes, pizza cat!

Pizza Place Tearjerker

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Now that's how you honor your brother's memory!

Married to Pepperoni

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Married to Pepperoni
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Personally, I'd rather tie the knot with sausage and artichoke hearts but there's something for everyone I guess.

I'd Be Incredulous Too

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I'd Be Incredulous Too
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I mean, you can't blame him right? Free pizza is a powerful motivator.

Come on Over Big Boy

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Come on Over Big Boy
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This is my version of a late night booty-call.

EAT ALL THE PIZZA

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EAT ALL THE PIZZA
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These fools are claiming that their pizza and theirs alone is nutritious enough to eat three meals a day. Who wants to test it out and report back in six months?