Just slip a slice right into my valve there and we'll call it good.
Grant me some wishes, pizza cat!
Now that's how you honor your brother's memory!
Personally, I'd rather tie the knot with sausage and artichoke hearts but there's something for everyone I guess.
I mean, you can't blame him right? Free pizza is a powerful motivator.
This is my version of a late night booty-call.
These fools are claiming that their pizza and theirs alone is nutritious enough to eat three meals a day. Who wants to test it out and report back in six months?
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