Rachel says: "This is the exotic and costly "Pine aplle," not to be confused with its more affordable and better-spelled cousin. (Taken in Astoria, Queens, New York City at a Key Food Supermarket.)"
It's best that we just put this poor unfortunate soul out of his misery. It's what he'd want for us.
Refund? What about Crushed Pineapple don't you understand?
They're super mad because the pigs made of cheese stole their seeds.
Slap two of every animal on a bun and call it lunch!
They left your eyebrows intact and gave you a blanket? Your friends are pretty much the nicest dudes out there.