That reminds me, I'll also take a pound of tongue, thinly sliced.
Inb4 WASTE OF FOOD STOP KILLING ANIMALS POOR PIGGY!
To that I simply say: NOM NOM NOM.
Seriously you guys, this time, THIS TIME it's ON! Summon the giant eagle!
People, the birds mean business. I don't know if you understand the gravity of the situation at hand here.
Pig has the right idea. Run. Run for your LIFE!
Too much work, I'll just go down to a farm and nibble on a pig's ears while he's still wearing them.
What a way to celebrate such a special day! When do you think the bride is going to toss the prosciutto?
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