Man are they gonna be mad when they try to eat me. That idiot used way too much cinnamon and I'm nearly inedible.

My, what lovely filling!

I hate it when I get a pizza and pieces are missing.

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St. Patrick's Day is coming up. Get drunk and follow this recipe, you simply can't screw it up!

What is this crap? You left spaces on top not covered in bacon? I want my money back.

The crust isn't even remotely browned. I bet it's cold in the middle. Ripoff. Worst yarn pie ever.