Careful not to sober up! You don't want to know how bad this food is.

Three layers of cake containing a cherry pie, a pumpkin pie and an apple pie. What more do you want from me? It's a damn pastryception!

I admit that apples and pork products and cheese can be a delightful combination, but this is an unholy bastardization of a beautiful idea.

How is this not a pie? Pinkie Pie deserves better than cake don't you think?

That's just the price you have to pay to be on the cutting edge, man.

Captain America's mom is always embarrassing him on the 4th of July.

Seriously, just give her a little more time in the tanning booth and she'll come out golden and happy.