I think I'm going to give up on my dreams of being a chemist. Science makes you fat.
Pass me the Gallium, I like my snacks post-transition.
I would have swapped the position of "mixed" and "gamey" meats, but I won't complain as long as my freezer is full of some form of animal.
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