Good morning! Would you like me to garnish your scramble this fine day?
Don't forget, My Food Looks Funny is not long for this world.
If I laughed at anything as hard as this pepper is laughing I'd be the happiest girl on the planet.
And burritos make you feel like you're going to give birth to a baby made of cheese and beans.
Ooh ooh, now do a Pterodactyl!
That's one way to cut your salt intake.
I hate peppers, but if you convince me there is something delicious like a banana in there, I'm sold!
Well seasoned food is power, never forget that, kids.
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