When this diet dictates that I can only eat two marshmallows or one slice of pickle, it better be doing something interesting on the plate to keep me from sobbing over my long lost pasta love.
I say we all boycott Zhannahz (cool palindrome, bro!) until they stop discriminating against my only friends!
Why do you think bacon is so patient with our obsession?
*Does not contain actual people.
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