The Crazy 88s are really into pink these days.

How many twists would it take to solve this before I eat all the peeps?

Make sure to pull of their eyes before you eat them. First because they are inedible, and second because it's just perfectly sick.

But can you get through the game without someone literally biting your head off?

This is not what I had in mind when I ordered dessert pizza. Where's my giant cookie?

If animals really were peeps they wouldn't need an ark, marshmallows float! This story is totally unrealistic.

Without legs they'll never escape! It will be an Easter massacre! Marshmallow Fluff everywhere! Oh the humanity!