You can keep on filling my cookies with cookies and I'll keep trying to jam them into a glass of milk.
Peanut butter was too healthy, let's make more Nutella ripoffs and get the kids going!
Better yet, hide a shot of rum in the middle! Surprise! You're drunk!
It'll all be over soon enough and your misery will be over.
I appreciate a well-executed ampersand in any form.
Momma always said that I should have a sandwich in my lunch. And then dessert.
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