You don't want to get all dried out now, do ya?

That thing better be stuffed to the gills with butter or I want my money back.

Rafiki Deen properly reveres the power of butter.

Beat that lumpy batter, Paula, beat it good! Just please don't put me in your udder ubbin!

Y'all, I ain't convinced that this isn't an actual Paula Deen recipe.

What, no fryer?

I'm so glad god gave us cows.