This is just to illustrate how much I really truly ADORE pasta. Even more than Bjork!
That little baby is me, the pasta is my obsession, the Russian text? That's a mystery.
I demand an all chainsaw episode!
My favorite pasta is the kind I put in my mouth.
Hit the link to Charming Italy below to see the embiggened version.
Sometimes boiling water is just too much work and I only have the energy to bake a cake and make it look like pasta.
Derp derp gobble derp? Gobble gobble derp.
Oh god, so hideous, can't look away!
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