Can't Turn Down Free

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Grab me a couple while you're out there, will ya?

Fry Him Up Good!

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Breakfast has been so stringy and intense lately.

Practice Peel

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Once you've got the paper version down we can talk about moving onto real fruit.

Donut Cones

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I should start taking my paycheck in the form of cones full of miniature donuts. I'm sure payroll would be thrilled.

Back To School Cake

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Fake disgusting food made out of real, delicious food? Sign me up!

Mona Grease-a

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Now we know why she had such terrible skin. So oily!

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