Grab me a couple while you're out there, will ya?
Breakfast has been so stringy and intense lately.
Once you've got the paper version down we can talk about moving onto real fruit.
I should start taking my paycheck in the form of cones full of miniature donuts. I'm sure payroll would be thrilled.
Fake disgusting food made out of real, delicious food? Sign me up!
Now we know why she had such terrible skin. So oily!
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