You're nice but your twin is super cold.

Now if I can just teach my wine to yodel I'll be in great shape for Oktoberfest.

Those are some impressive abs. Oh it's just lumpy lettuce? That's cool, that's cool.

There is So Much Pun going on!

Is it as tasty as your European pants?

Is that a bag of pistachios in your pants or are you just happy to see me?