Star your day with civic pride! Then smuggle me some Codeine!
She is so bland.
Hey Tony, this is getting creepy now. Stop infiltrating non-cereal components of my breakfast!
Abort your breakfast plans.
Do it for America people! Do it for Stephen!
Sometimes a pancake is destined to be more than a pancake, you know?
It's true, two types of baby poop really can coexist.
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