At least their teeth would be squeaky clean, right?

Sometimes my snacks remind me of something, but I just can't put my finger on it.

Oh thank goodness for the warning, I'm allergic to watermelon.

Hey look, assisted suicide for kids!

Mmmmmm, I'll take a Wham (W)rap please!

I've been wanting to grow an afro for ages. Now is my chance.

Perfect for parking lot stomping; so many exit points!