Dude, Get a Haircut.

Favorite
carrots,face,fries,hair,meal,meat,onions,radish,steak
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I also know a cosmetic dentist who can take care of that chiclet thing you've got going on.

Appliances are Getting Crafty

Favorite
ads,allpiances,art,broccoli,cabbage,carrots,eggplant,lettuce,mona lisa,onions,vegetables
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If kitchen gadgets can work this kind of magic on vegetables, I fear for my pets left alone all day.

I Won't Take None of Your Crying

Favorite
cooking,gross,nonions,onions,packet,Paste
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I'm tired of eating fresh vegetables that come from the ground and are good for me. More food should come in paste form from a tube!

Daily Sandwich: Head Cheese

Favorite
bread,head,lettuce,onions,sandwich,tomatoes
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This is the literal interpretation of the graffiti in "The Breakfast Club" that says "I am eating my own head".

Operatic Omelette

Favorite
eggs,face,omelette,onions,rice,singing
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Stop singing Cee-Lo Green and get in my mouth!

Help... Me!

Favorite
bread,burger,burgers and sandwiches,cheese,condiments,face,horror,meat,onions,scared,terror,yelling
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You will never understand the horrors that lurk underneath the bun. If only you could see what I've seen.

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