A sandwich for every state! What do you think should be on your state's sammie?

Well aren't you pleased with yourself?

I'm impressed, there was just enough onion for your passive aggressive message!

It's a war zone in there.

And burritos make you feel like you're going to give birth to a baby made of cheese and beans.

This French onion soup is incredible! How did you make it taste so much like corn chowder?

I could probably fit my whole face into one of these, how do you expect me to fit it into my face?