The curse of a self-harming onion, endless tears.
Passive Aggressive Onion only looks for complaints, not solutions.
You really help me tap into my emotional side.
I heard something go by sizzling. Can I have one of those?
You might wanna get that looked at.
Ooh baby, you smell all greasy and fried and odorous.
I'm crying for his children, poor little shallots.
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