Emo Onion

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Emo Onion
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The curse of a self-harming onion, endless tears.

Oh Onion, Shut Up

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Oh Onion, Shut Up
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Passive Aggressive Onion only looks for complaints, not solutions.

I'll Have What He's Having

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I'll Have What He's Having
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I heard something go by sizzling. Can I have one of those?

Onion Breath in a Can

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Onion Breath in a Can
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Ooh baby, you smell all greasy and fried and odorous.

Carnage, Tears, Massacre

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Carnage, Tears, Massacre
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I'm crying for his children, poor little shallots.