Look on the bright side, your car is going to smell AMAZING.
Does what it says on the box!
You've really got to learn to at least put on a robe before your morning coffee.
In a nod to laziness, Oreo is making double-decker doublestuff cookies. No more wasted wafers!
Waiter, someone slipped some pesky noodles into my scary effing bug soup.
"3 three-pound beef patties, 20 slices of bacon, cheese, onions, tomatoes, pickles and lettuce all being sandwiched by bun that weighs over three pounds." So, what are you guys getting?