Consider Yourself Licked

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Consider Yourself Licked
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I don't care who it was man, somebody give him some butter quick!

Shut Your Trap and Eat

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Shut Your Trap and Eat
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Yes yes I agree, you're fat. Have another peanut butter cup and move along.

I'm Eating For Everyone Here

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I'm Eating For Everyone Here
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I'm just saying, a high metabolism doesn't usually look like a pregnant woman.

Cupcakes Make You Fat?!

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Cupcakes Make You Fat?!
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Cupcakes may make people fat, but you make people punchy. Which do you prefer?

Midday Snack: Your Turn to Go to the Store

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Midday Snack: Your Turn to Go to the Store
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Considering that some people love their pets more than people I'd say this is pretty generous.