I don't care who it was man, somebody give him some butter quick!
Yes yes I agree, you're fat. Have another peanut butter cup and move along.
I'm just saying, a high metabolism doesn't usually look like a pregnant woman.
Cupcakes may make people fat, but you make people punchy. Which do you prefer?
Considering that some people love their pets more than people I'd say this is pretty generous.
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