When the meatballs show up he will be unstoppable.

Don't waggle your eyebrows at me, mister! I'll get HR involved and then where will you be?

That's where all my wisdom came from in college, ancient scroll noodles.

Waiter, someone slipped some pesky noodles into my scary effing bug soup.

Welcome to college, here is a case of noodles and a sock to hang on your doorknob. Enjoy.

And all Pastafarians shall nom on his Noodly Appendage.

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