Ramen Noodles are Immortal!

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I like my insides to look like they're having a party with colored lights and streamers. What's it to ya?

Peer Into My Soul

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Peer Into My Soul View Fullscreen
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Did I say soul? I meant SOUP. Peer into my soup. Isn't it pretty?

Panda Express Noodle Cake

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Panda Express Noodle Cake
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Do you think it's possible to pack a whole bunch of MSG into a cake to make it even more like the fake Chinese food it portrays?

Makeout Noodles

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Makeout Noodles
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I'm not sure noodles could make me want to make out with someone else but I do know that I ALWAYS want to make out with noodles.

Shut Your Trap, Can!

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Shut Your Trap, Can!
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How about you learn to be delicious, alphabetti spaghetti?!

Where Do Carbs End Up?

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Where Do Carbs End Up?
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A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.