Combine All the Things!

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bacon,candy,edible,Jewelry,necklace
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How can I get a hot chick interested in me who likes the same things I do? Make her jewelry out of disgusting bacon flavored candy! I can't lose!

Boy, Do I Ever Have Egg on My Face...

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egg,fashion,hat,necklace,sausage
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And here I was, just positive that Lady Gaga's meat dress was really just the leading edge of a full fledged fashion revolution!

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