Stop trying to get a peek up my bacon!
Beat that lumpy batter, Paula, beat it good! Just please don't put me in your udder ubbin!
You might wanna get that looked at.
That sleeping bag was designed for one person, you're gonna bust the zipper if you're not careful.
I myself prefer a meaty breakfast.
Looks like a batch of donut holes is on the way soon.
Are your bonfires not sexy enough? No, please, keep your clothes on.
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